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written by Patrick Jeffords and Charlotte Hacker-Mullen


its a pandemic
man, its a goddamn pandemic
everybody's sick and its spreading quick
its a pandemic

I have heard the rumors
its gonna take out all the boomers
spend all day watching TV news
sure glad I wasn't on that cruise
the one that docked in Oakland

work from home
here's your chance
to spend all day wearing no pants
a novel virus sweeping the land
make sure you wash your filthy (fucking) hands
its a pandemic
its a goddamn pandemic

it seems the world is ending
coronavirus is trending
no more handshakes
no more hugs
no more making out with strangers
and snorting drugs
its a pandemic

sorry about your show
it was cancelled
we couldn't go
quarantining is no fun
hope to see you all in 2021
if we survive this pandemic
this no good lousy pandemic
this dirty rotten pandemic
its a goddamn pandemic
its a goddamn pandemic


released March 17, 2020
Patrick Jeffords: Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Keys, Drum loop
Charlotte Hacker-Mullen: Vocals
Jonny Esser: Engineering, Mixing, Mastering

Photo by Jamie Nowell


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